SALVATION BY MOON'S PECULIAR MAGIC WAND

While attending Sunday school during my youth, I realized that for centuries many people had whole heartedly been trying to be connected with God. They were hoping to reach salvation and establish God’s kingdom. They went through the harsh and narrow path of faith, repentance, prayers and fasting. They later learned about forgiveness of wrongs and genuine love. They strived to serve others, living honestly and giving to the poor… But our world remained undeniably sinful and divided, in spite of numerous exceptional people’s great teachings and examples.

I personally accepted the symbolic meaning of grafting the true olive tree on the wild olive trees. I believed in the communion of hearts and minds of those who were longing for God’s love and abiding by unselfishness by walking in Jesus’ footsteps.

It seemed obvious for me that God could not simply save the world with a magic wand!

When I first met the UM, I was clearly taught about the famous 5% human responsibility which logically and mathematically explained that God could not magically do it all by himself.

I believed what I was told again and again… but I was wrong.  I was wrong not to have learned the Korean language!

That’s why I woke up one day with a strong head-ache and nausea, like if I were just coming out from a most terrible nightmare.

There was something I did not grasp. I did not comprehend something… or there was something so perverted that I was refusing to admit its reality.

In the midst of Hyung jin Moon’s weird eye-opening speech, I clearly heard the long unrevealed truth that Sun Myung Moon had confidentially taught to his closest disciples: He had persuaded his closest disciples that he was the one and only messiah who had finally come with a magic wand to save and purify all mankind!

And the weirdest thing was that his penis was that magic wand!

His peculiar literal interpretation of the biblical fairy tale of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, along with his strong personal charisma, allowed him to deceive quite a few naive followers.

Salvation was then magically operating through the messiah’s redemptive penis!

That’s how Sun Myung Moon managed to abuse countless women under the pretense of “saving” them in the early days of his “ministry”…

(Such weird teaching was actually not too far from traditional shamanist sexual rites that existed at that time in Korea).

Confronted with such an immoral and ludicrous hidden doctrine, I was knocked out. I felt like vomiting. I first thought I might have eaten something too heavy the previous evening before going to bed. Or could it be the delayed side effect of having drunk too much “holy wine” in the past? Definitely not. It wasn’t that at all.

It neither was a wild dream I have had! It shockingly was the plain Unificationist reality.

I then had to admit that all that challenging time I had lived among other sincere misled believers, actually just amounted to build a highway to hell. I also had to admit that I had contributed in good faith to build this hellish, twisted and abusive Unification movement.

And I then also remembered my grand-mother rightfully saying that hell was alas paved with good intentions…