IS THE COSMOS AN UNFINISHED DIVINE SYMPHONY?

Is the Cosmos an unfinished Divine masterpiece? For Rev Moon and his faithful followers the answer is clearly “yes”. They actually believe that for some wise “providential reasons” God didn't see fit to originally create female angels together with male angels.

Unificationists clearly tend to imply that their God rested on the seventh day without having fully completed His creation...

So one might legitimately wonder with understandable astonishment: "How then and when will lastly these female angels be created?

Once again, only Unificationists are claiming to have the final answer to these puzzling riddles from their own fabrication…

According to Rev Moon's and his followers' way superior knowledge, here is what originally happened: Right after (or possibly right before) the Big Bang, the Unificationist God first created billions of angels, but strangely enough  He strictly made all of them male angels. God did equipped them with proper sexual organs along with legitimate sexual desires …but alas without creating any female angels to potentially allow them to satisfy their God given sexual urge.

Then God kindly asked these male angels’ benevolent help and cooperation to systematically create everything in pairs (positive and negative, male and female) within the Cosmos, according to His absolute Principle.

That’s how until today, countless sexually frustrated male angels have been vainly waiting for 15 billion years without their mates. Can’t these poor angels’ situation possibly help puzzled Unificationists seriously relativize their petty few years separation period ?

Even though numerous angels have stoically kept singing and playing the lyre to kill time, the Unificationist God was surprised that some of them had become rebellious over the millennia. These ungrateful angels, however, are said to have positively changed from May 1999 AC on, when they started to willingly cooperate with Sun Myung Moon who obviously did know a lot about sexual frustration.

Why then did these rebellious angels suddenly change their attitude? Simply because they happened to hear the most amazing news:

Sun Myung Moon was God’s  specially prepared chosen one who had been given the huge privilege and extraordinary cosmic mission to personally permit and order the appearance of the long expected female angels!

Thank God! Sun Myung Moon was not just a mere Messiah! He would become a second Creator- a second Divine Creator who, like God Himself, would have the authority to set in motion invisible energy to imminently create substantial female angels!- Hallelujah! That would indeed be the ultimate cherry on the greatest victorious cake ever...

Sun Myung Moon would be the one to ultimately achieve the  complete cosmic balance of dual characteristics which the Unificationist God didn't originally wish to set up by himself.

(This scenario has been taught by Sun Myung Moon himself and "officialized"in 2001 by the so-called revelation from Sang Hun Lee from the spiritual world through Mrs Young Soon Kim . All that nonsense , with Sun Myung Moon's approval, was published in Unificationists newspapers in 2002 as well as in the HSA book "Clouds of witnesses", and it now remains available on the internet for one's edification)

I sincerely doubt this world is yet ready to really believe such a preposterousness...

Recently, when I happened to mention this weirdest messianic statement to my dear wife, her surprising comment was simply: ”Didn’t Sun Myung Moon already create female angels long ago through the “Little Angels” dance group?”

My wife's pristine remark reminded me that indeed the inventor of the Unificationist God has always been very creative… and most particularly at promoting himself.

After all,  aren't we our own best advocates, as the saying goes?